FRED Beer Bands
Identification for your beer bottles.
No...we're not selling a rock group. These brightly coloured moulded rings stretch to fit your beer bottle or can for easy identification purposes. No more 'mate, is that yours or mine?' dilemmas!
It's an occupational hazard – you're having a game of pool, you come back to the table after sinking a few, you go to grab your beer and it's – "hang on which is my beer?", "mate is that yours or mine?". All of a sudden those girlie wine glass trinkets aren't looking so silly after all. Except of course, they're girlie and they won't fit a stubbie!
The solution is as cool as it is simple – whack on a Beer Band! These brightly coloured moulded rings stretch to fit your bottle, can and just in case you're a bit lost towards the end of the night, they'll even fit your wrist for easy identification purposes.
They come in a neat dozen with different colours and different "names"...so you can be just like the seven dwarves, except there's twelve of you and your names are Bombed, Blitzed, Trashed, Pickled, Hammered, Loaded, Polluted, Ripped, Sauced, Tanked, Wrecked and Wasted (OK, not really like the seven dwarves at all).
Beer Bands are durable, reusable and come in a neat bottle-shaped blister pack, so you can peg them up and always know where they are.
A word of warning though, when we mentioned "Beer Band" in the office – three people broke down in tears and one poor bugger went on stress leave. As it turns out, they thought we said "Beer Banned", heaven forbid, so be careful how you say it!
Never lose your lager again – the Beer Band wagon is here, so jump on it!
Beer Bands are
sold in packs of twelve
and stretch around a bottle or can to easily distinguish (otherwise identical looking) drinks.
Each Beer Band is printed with a unique identifier: Bombed, Blitzed, Trashed, Pickled, Hammered, Loaded, Polluted, Ripped, Sauced, Tanked, Wrecked or Wasted.
His Gifts offer a
flat delivery fee irrespective of order quantity...so
whether you're after 1 or 100 items, you pay the same delivery charge (just as long
as we're sending your order to one delivery address).
With our integrated network of reputable logistics companies who deliver to residential
and business premises throughout Australia, we're able to offer three delivery services,
tailored to suit your needs:
Standard: Standard (5 days) service -
Premium: Standard Express (2 days) -
Platinum: Super Express (1 day) service - $19.95*
All delivery services require signatures upon delivery and offer online tracking
Australia Post and Australian Air Express.
* Platinum Delivery Service - The cut-off time for a next business
day delivery is 12 noon WST. For BPay orders and regional deliveries, please allow
additional time for shipping. Due to parcel size and weight constraints, this service
is not always available.
International Delivery (inc. USA / Canada)
His Gifts offers the following Australia Post delivery service
to international destinations –
ECI: 3-5 business day service with
online tracking, pricing as follows:
Fiji, Hong Kong, Japan, Malaysia, Singapore, South Korea, Vanuatu
Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, Denmark, Estonia, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary,
India, Ireland, Italy, Latvia, Luxembourg, Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Portugal,
Slovakia, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland, Ukraine, United Kingdom
Where a product is not available for international shipping due to its physical
nature, the graphic on the left is displayed midway down the product's page.
Please note: The delivery times above should be used as a guide
only. Whilst in most cases parcel delivery will occur within the estimated timeframes,
in some instances longer delivery times can result from circumstances beyond our
control, such as adverse weather conditions and vehicle breakdown.
on our Delivery Services.
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